aropride:

jobs for autism boy NO phone call NO schedule NO talking to people NO emails NO computer programming or sex work NO becoming a youtuber NO starting a band NO leaving my house NO one gets mad at me. $27 per hour please

prunsel:

undertale:

UNDERTALE is finally here.

In this jRPG, you don’t have to kill anyone.
Instead, you can make friends with your enemies.

About 5-6 hours long. No grinding. No fetch quests. With random encounters that will make you smile instead of screaming. And the soundtrack contains 70+ tracks worth of music by “Toby Fox” of Homestuck fame.

Please check it out. http://undertale.com

wow guys you don’t wanna miss this indie gem

phantasyhalation:

i gave up ‘recommending’ things years ago. nowadays i just expose everyone i know to abnormally high background radiation for months to years before pushing them over the guard rails into the reactor soup the moment their guard is down

hadesisqueer:

I’m sorry but earthbenders being unable to metalbend for thousands of year and thinking it’s impossible and then Toph inventing it just because someone told her she couldn’t and she took it as a challenge (and because she was trapped you know but hey) remains the funniest thing that’s happened in ATLA

lakevida:

(person who doesn’t give money to homeless people because they might spend it on drugs voice) That feeling when you need a little treat to get through another day of adulting

ao3-shenanigans:

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WE MADE IT FOLKS!!!

annoyingatfirst:

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

pansyfem:

meetcute idea: your packer slides down your pant leg and falls out and you’re mortified as hell but a guy picks it up and puts it in his pants instead and runs away reallyfast so you have to chase after him and get ur oenis back