hatingongodot:

Tobacco propaganda worked so well on me, I think smoking is so hot. This is easily one of the top 7 most cringe things I find sexy, just totally manufactured by some dipshit Marlboro ad exec in a dipshit lab somewhere. My only saving grace is that abs do nothing for me

charlottan:

jame7t:

charlottan:

charlottan:

charlottan:

charlottan:

we’re having a field day over this obama thing huh

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obama posted that

barack you absolute dog

oliviawebsite:

oliviawebsite:

god i HATE medieval middle school my freaking bullies put me in the iron maiden again

ok guys i get it you watched that jacob geller video and wanna show me how smart u are by dropping an “erm actually” on my post but what youre critically missing here in this reality im imagining is that schools have themes now (medieval, cowboy, space, the simpsons) to keep students engaged and this medieval middle school operates not unlike the “medieval times” chain of restaraunts in which a tacky pastiche of the era is presented for novelty and engagement purposes so having an iron maiden at Medieval Middle School still makes sense in spite of any historical inaccuracies contained within the scenario

beggars-opera:

lakevida:

beebascloset:

lakevida:

worlds loudest HELL YEAH BROTHER heard projecting from the back of this costco

I wanna be where you are

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trucksquared:

call me Ken the way I don’t. have a job

fleshdyke:

they should invent a phrase as evocative as im going to kill myself that isnt about killing yourself

logarto:

winstonsuggestions:

gayreinhardt:

overwatch doesnt have any lore its all about lucio being cool and reinhardt being a sexy himbo thats IT!!!!

Aren’t you… Forgetting someone? *tries to not look hurt*

winston i am so fucking sorry i genuinely forgot ur an overwatch character for a moment you feel like a brother to me

hypogryffin:

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HAPPY ANNEIVERSARY!!!!!!!!!!!


(2019) (’20) (’21) (‘22) ('23: hi!!!!)

surfclown:

surfclown:

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: omg the dad from cocomelon is actually kind of a litty dilf? and his relationship with the mailman is kind of enemies to lovers villaincore let me know if i should make them both pee on eachother

worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby online: can you seriously like knock if off man im trying to learn about the rhombus

white 44 year old twitter user with a03 addict in their bio: fuck off worlds youngest and yet most verbose baby. just another puriteen minor inserting themselves into adult spaces. go play in the sandbox Also heres ur dox: 123 Circle Road ….. yea i have that….if someone shows up to your house and shoots you and kills you then thats deserved 🤷‍♂️ know your fucking place and get the hell out of the cocomelon fandom if youre not ready to see dark topics

a scientist at mit about to change the world forever: i just made my own centipede by sewing all the dead flies in my room together with all the dead ants in my room 😃☝️

the first man made centipede: kill me again

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leolaroot:

“dont smoke around your pets” okay well i dont even smoke im asthmatic. my dog smokes bc she needs to fucking chill sometimes and Yeah i light them for her Obviously bc she cant use a lighter. i dont get anyrhing out of this arrangment and i resent the implication. in fact shes giving ME secondhand smoke. so my question is why are you so hateful and jugemental and acting like an asshole to me making presumptions and shit about my life.