mariorsomething:

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i cant believe she said that for real in the show thats so crazy

thedialup:

they hated him for his tboy swag and also the killings

bloodenjoyer:

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this pic goes so hard

attorneybout:

it’s always “did you eat the key evidence” and “that had poison in it” and “you ate glass” and never “hey phoenix how was the poison necklace it looked yummy did it taste good?”

hamptercatapult:

palm-top-tiger:

girls love playing with…That Thang….

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jakethesequel:

play-now-my-lord:

tetanus fact: it’s an old wives’ tale that tetanus is caused by rusty metal. it’s actually caused by puncture wounds substantially deeper than they are wide, which introduce ubiquitous anaerobic spores (i.e. the “seeds” of single-celled organisms which cannot grow if exposed to oxygen) into a warm, poorly-oxygenated space in the body. so receiving shallow cuts from a rusty knife is not likely to give you tetanus but puncture wounds from clean but non-sterile objects can. this is great news if you like receiving superficial wounds from rusty knives and blades and swords all over your dumbass body

Stop calling them superficial. All my wounds are passionate and meaningful

velocirapity64:

my google maps isnt working

go straight

turn left

turn right

im headed to california btw if that helps

canonkiller:

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so gaze upon this wretched thing and know that it is love

effemimaniac:

bro we are wolves…. howl with me bro ….. aiuuuuu